“You mean to tell me that you went home and swiped a ball that was signed by Babe Ruth and you brought it out here and actually played with it?”
“Actually played with it!?”
“Yeah! Yeah, but I was gonna bring it back!”
“But it was signed by Babe Ruth!”
“Y-y-yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she?”
“WHAT? What?”
“The Sultan of Swat!”
“The King of Crash!”
“The Colossus of Clout!”
“…The Colossus of Clout!”
“BABE RUTH!”
“THE GREAT BAMBINO.”
“OH MY GOD YOU MEAN THAT’S THE SAME GUY?”
(Source: scottlava)
